It's Been a While...

"You haven't updated your blog in a while."
"I know, just haven't felt the inspiration."
"And that matters, why?"

Apparently, the lack of drama in my life is impairing my roommate's entertainment, as evidenced by this conversation.

Truth is, there's just not a lot going on. Scratch that - not a lot of drama going on. There have been many drama free events:

1. My great-nephew was born on December 1.
2. I lost 15 pounds.
3. Went to Seattle to comfort a friend whose father was sick.
4. Got through Valentine's Day without killing anyone.
5. Figured out I'm just fine without a boyfriend as long as I have access to sex (if that's TMI, you obviously don't know me).
6. Got to go to New York as a result of my roommate's trip to a conference.

In short, things are good. So, sorry to disappoint. The emotional rantings are over (well, until something sets me off again). But I'll work on the steady stream of witticisms and quips to keep you entertained.

Unless, of course, I start dating again. Then all bets are off. And I know that's secretly what you're waiting for.